[Gives up on her ridiculously hard Transfiguration homework and “productively” spends her time trying to make first years across the Library laugh by pulling stupid faces]
Gideon grinned. “Hey Em, pulling on a show?” he smiled.
Is that supposed to be a sexual flirting thing, Fab? Because I think you’re trying to sound like a dominatrix.
Is my arse freckled?
"I’m not answering tha—no."
Yes, love, what is it?
He flushed. “Nothing. Just wondering if you’re going to do something stupid with Sirius.”
Oh my god, I forgot Snape’s log-in.
Hey, don’t look at me! You suggested it!
"Since when have I…DON’T MAKE THAT FACE, FAB."
So… is the school-wide orgy still on?